untrustyou:

Chih Hsien Chen 

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

theghostacademy:

mister-boob:

Mosogourmet Strawberry Men ~ [x]

omg

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

wildstag:

seagulls by Yura Kuznetsov on Flickr.

shyfox:

lifewithboris:

While it may be easier to believe sensationalized, false “facts” about bully breeds that they attack unprovoked, most dogs do not. Dogs give very clear indications of their moods  when they are encountering strangers or new situations. LEARN THE BODY LANGUAGE.

YES. This essential for everyone who spends any time near dogs at any point of their lives.

“unprovoked” bites rarely ever happen, if at all. 

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

mojo-jojo-is-dope:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

"condoms break so easily. it’ll be safer just to pull out babe"

airstreamrally:

#I love the way he taps kirk’s shoulder  #light but insistent patters #PATTERPATTERPATTERPATTER  #KEPTIN KIRK KEPTIN KIRK PATTER PATTER  #god you’re just  #the cutest  

1dlwwyoung:

let me know when this stops being funny

In which I am Wil Wheaton. x

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

orphanblack:

Oh Fee.